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Madame Joyce is the host, the head honcho, and the unapologetic voice behind Cocktails & Takeaways. This UK podcast has been making waves, sparking debates, and holding the internet accountable since 2021. What started as one woman's refusal to stay quiet has grown into one of the most talked-about shows in the UK podcast space. Bold, unfiltered, and completely herself, Joyce built something the internet did not know it needed and then made sure it could not look away.

Known for her sharp wit, her warm community, and her absolute refusal to sugarcoat anything, Joyce has built one of the UK's most engaged podcast audiences entirely from the ground up, one honest conversation at a time. She does not chase trends. She does not water down her opinions. She shows up every single week with the same energy, the same honesty, and the same commitment to giving her audience exactly what they came for: the truth, a drink in hand, and zero apologies for either.

From solo hot takes that break the internet to intimate conversations with guests like Patricia Bright, Natalie Nunn, and Lola Brooke, Cocktails & Takeaways is not just a podcast. It is a community. A safe space. A weekly date with the most honest voice in the room. Over-sharing, unpopular opinions, failed relationships, lighthearted banter, celebrity gossip, world news, and everything in between, oh, and lots of cocktails. If you have not been listening, you have been missing the conversation. And trust us, it is a good one.

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A woman with dark skin and curly hair, dressed in animal print, sitting on a purple tufted sofa with a plush, black faux fur headpiece covering her head and shoulders, black leather boots, earrings, and makeup, in a warmly lit room with brown walls and modern decor.